police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude
calumon: my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
mattfoundglory: the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth
I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via pierre-du-soleil)